Ally. US. 19
The stuff of legends. Or a teenaged girl with the love of all things fantastical and fictional.
I welcome all to my askbox to say hi! Even you haters, whom have yet to bother me: I ask what's up?
sasstrick:

Me: Can we do a group hug and by group hug I really do mean the whole group… Joe.
Joe: Ok but I want back cause my tummy is being weird.

sasstrick:

Me: Can we do a group hug and by group hug I really do mean the whole group… Joe.

Joe: Ok but I want back cause my tummy is being weird.

(via skyline-sunset-in-my-veins)

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fuckyeahthefabfour:

i wish my life was like the twist & shout scene in ferris bueller’s day off but if anything it’s more like the scene where cameron is hopelessly staring at that seurat painting while his friends are making out 

(via uncolorfulskittles)

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loliconprince:

I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT

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(Source: , via hannahsawsbirds)

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I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x

(Source: imsirius, via mrhydeismybetterhalf)

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